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You were just a lazy seminary student, raised up out of the orphanage… until a clumsy succubus kidnapped you and told you of your destiny to become a Dungeon King! Now you have a dungeon to manage, adventurers to defeat, and monstergirls to breed with!

And all you really want to do is have sex and laze around with some manga… so is this a nightmare or a dream come true? Please keep an eye on our blog for more details as development continues and our evil plans are revealed! He is also President of Bad Kitty Games. Kumiho is the pixel artist behind all our custom icons, sprites and tiles!

Hilent is the current artist working with the team, who is working on the new Therese hentai scenes! GusBus is the artist behind the Diadira CGs and some of the enemy battle sprites! Because nothing says Hooters like a PC racing game! If that's not bad enough, this racer handles like the wheel is on backwards, and the environments make a game like Cruisin' USA look ultra-realistic. Oh, and you can bet that this game is filled with Hooters girls. Loading screens, victory videos, almost every other part of the game is ripe with buxom beauties in the iconic orange shorts and white t-shirts.

Still, we'd rather be eating overpriced chicken wings than waiting for the horrible racing to start. Hotel Mario at its core is a platformer like other Mario games, but the comparisons end there. Awful cutscenes, a nonsensical story, and some of the dumbest quotes ever pulled from video games As they say, "a toaster toasts toast! We just needed to read the instruction manual to do figure out how. We don't quite know how to describe this game. It's essentially a video game version of a Choose Your Own Adventure book, only with boobs.

Many, many boobs. In spite of that, Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is a decidedly unerotic experience. The game looks like it was designed using a bad PowerPoint presentation and Microsoft Paint graphics, and playing it is the same as clicking through a DVD menu. If you feel like punishing yourself, you can currently play the whole thing on YouTube thanks to in-video links. For history's sake, we suggest you try it, but don't blame us when you have to throw up.

We love alternative takes on our favorite franchises, but only when those new perspectives are done well and have some understanding of what makes the franchise popular. Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z took all of the progress made by the 3D Ninja Gaiden games and threw it out the window, turning it into a brain dead zombie hack-and-slasher that doesn't satisfy in the least.

Yaiba tried to take us back to the days of classic Ninja Gaiden, but it only brought two features: repetitive gameplay and insane difficulty. The only thing this game does that's new is add a really unlikeable character in Yaiba. Seriously, we know he's a cyborg and all, but a little personality outside of a foul mouth and disrespecting women would've been great.

Then there were the constant game glitches, terrible AI and clunky vehicle mechanics that made the game an unwanted challenge. All while this is happening, players are forced to get behind the actions of main character, Aiden Pearce, a professional hacker seeking revenge for his murdered niece, even though it was mainly his fault due to the bank heist he committed against the games criminal underworld in the prologue of the story.

The first Xbox exclusive entry on the list is a controversial one. The first Gears of War game ticked all the boxes as an alien cover shooter with the addition of a decent storyline, loveable characters and co-op gameplay.

Gears of War 4 had so much potential as it was the first game of the series to make an appearance on the next generation console, but failed to capitalise on such opportunities. Introducing a new set of characters and gameplay style, the new developers jacked up the action and reduced the quality of the storyline. The game failed to reinvigorate itself and its high rating should be a warning to potential buyers.

The trailer for the upcoming reboot looks sensational, as Santa Monica Studios look set to drop the hack and slash combat style while adding more complexity to the main hero, Kratos. The third entry into the Greek God killing series is full of button mashing mechanics, child-like sex scenes and ridiculous, but boring boss battles.

The game has been hugely successful, selling over million copies as of , which has resulted in massive reviews from critics all over. Minecraft is one of those games you pick up when you physically and mentally have nothing else to do with your time. The Call of Duty franchise has evolved massively over time, but for the last few years the game has stagnated with the most recent assembly, Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare , not being well received by both fans and critics.

Modern Warfare 3 struggled to tie up its story, making it shorter than the previous two games and the online was a bland, unpatched mess, which left fans of the game begging for the return of Treyarch. The horrible camera angles and clunky mechanics are bad enough to drive even the most patient of gamers insane.

On top of this, the game lacks scary moments, with most jump scenes incredibly cheesy and the poor visuals make it hard for the player to achieve any sort of suspense while playing the game. While Resident Evil 7 has been well reviewed and seen as a return to prominence for the franchise, we think that the franchise was kind of overrated to begin with. Dishonored took first person stealth to a new level when it was first released back in October , even though Far Cry 3 , somewhat matched it a month later.

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